Es 33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu. Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks. Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks. Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!
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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein
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College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade lete.
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Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain, har 5 mahino me tarpaye jate hen, kafan khol kay dekho, to wo kabar me b paper aur assignment likhte hue paye jatein hain
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papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai..
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
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