'Wife_Shadi Ky Shuru Main Jab Main Khana Paka Ky Lati Thi.
Tu Aap Zyada Mujhe Khilaty.
Aur
Khud Kam Khaty Par Thy.
Agar Ab Esa Kyun Nahi?

Husband_Kyun Ky Ab Tumhe Khana Paka Na Aagaya Hai

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'Husband Main Tumhe TalaQ De kar Dosri Shadi Karo ga.
Wife Magar Kyun?
Husband Imran Khan Ne Kaha Hai Khush Haali Ke Liye
"TABDILI"
Zarori Hy.'

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'Beti:mammi mujy kis qism ka shohar talash krna chahiye?


Maa:beti !tm shoharon ka pecha choro or apny liye koi kanwara talash kro.'

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'Husbnd thaka hua aya or B.V se bola:
"Pani pila do"
.
.
.
B.V:
Kya pyaas lagi hai.??


Husbnd (Ghussy sy):
"Nai" Gala waikhna a kidro "LEEK" ty nai

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'Doctor: Aap K Shohar Ko Mukamal Aaram Ki Zarurat Hai Ye neend ki goliyan hain



B.V: Ye Me Inhen Kis Waqt Dun?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Doctor: Ye Aap Ko Khani Hain....'

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'Susral mein damad ki ziada izzat Q ki jati hai?


Q K wo jante hain k ye wohi mahaan admi hai jisne hamare ghr ka toofan apne ghar me sambhal rakha ha

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'Chae ki Patti (Tea)
aur Pati (Husband)
me kya similarity
hy?

Dono k Naseeb me jalna aur Ubalna Likha ha & woh B
Aurat k Hathon.'

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'A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary In a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband!!'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment::
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.:
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand :
and poof!...

the husband became 92 years old.'

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'Wife to Husband (on the Phone): "Hey baby, what you doing?" ??

Husband: "Listen, I am really busy! Don't have time to talk at all."

Wife: "Well baby, I have a Good news and Bad news for you. You want to hear them?"

Husband: "Just tell me the Good news, I don't have time for the Bad!"

Wife: "Okay, Good news is the Air Bags of our New BMW work absolutely FINE'

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'Wife: Ap mujhe talaaq bi de dein
tb bi mei ghar k darwaze pe beth
jaongi mgr
ap se door kbi nhi jaoungi
suna ap ne!

Husband: "ZANANI" ban
"GILLANI" na ban!'

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'Real Life Checkmate:
.
.
When you tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like her, and the wife asks,
.
"Was she hot?"
.
You can't say no;
.
you can't say yes.
.
That my friend is checkmate!'

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'wife:meri tabiat theek nai ha

hsbnd:oh me to shoping pe jane ka soch raha tha

wife:me to mazak kar rahi thi me theek hu

hsbnd:me b mazak kar raha tha

chal roti paka'

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